Priorities and secrets.

Dear Amy: I have been with my husband for three years. He is White and I am Black. His parents are wonderful to me, and often go out of their way to help us out. They treat me just like their own daughter. Unfortunately, they have a dog, “Danny,” who is “mean,” according to them.Continue reading “Priorities and secrets.”

Size, and where’s the virtue?

DEAR ABBY: I’ve been dealing with some emotional stress for well over a year. I’ve recently found out my wife’s ex was much more well-endowed than I am. I understand that’s not the most important thing, but it is messing with me mentally. One reason is, a long time ago when she was drunk, sheContinue reading “Size, and where’s the virtue?”

Please excuse me. I’m sexually acting out.

Dear Amy: Recently, I noticed that the 13-year-old daughter of some close friends has been posting sexually provocative photos of herself on Instagram. This is a public account, and strange men make sexual comments on her posts. She responds with lewd remarks that couldn’t be printed in a family newspaper. I find it alarming, andContinue reading “Please excuse me. I’m sexually acting out.”

“You’re fired!”

I fired my therapist. I honestly feel a bit traumatized. And I haven’t been right in the head since this went down. After I left therapy on Thursday, I swung by McDonald’s and got a huge bag of food. I entered the store with my mask on and placed my order, but the people workingContinue reading ““You’re fired!””

Build-a-Man.

I’ve got a few things going on now as far as projects, which is great, because I was feeling miserable for a while. I’m going to EMDR for the next three consecutive Thursdays. I’m organizing and decluttering the whole house. (Believe me, it needs it.) I’ve decided to join a dating site, and I’ve decidedContinue reading “Build-a-Man.”

The creation of Sexy Lexy.

Dear Amy: I’ve been with my boyfriend for seven years. I found out he cheated on me with a so-called mutual friend. I’ve decided to try and forgive and forget, but it has been a year and I still can’t seem to trust him. I wish I could trust him again, but I’m still paranoidContinue reading “The creation of Sexy Lexy.”

Something’s gotta give!

I like a guy. I know, right? Hide your children! Flee while you still can! Meg likes a guy! Yikes! (For those readers just now tuning in, I tend to have relationship issues, the likes of which have been known to cause tectonic plates to shift, dead people to reach through the ground with clawedContinue reading “Something’s gotta give!”

Why’d you do it, Mr. Kitty?

CONTENT WARNING: SEXUAL CATS Oh my gosh. This is too funny not to blog about. Last night, for the second night in a row, I took some extra Seroquel (it’s allowed) and wound up getting a bad case of restless leg syndrome. My dad’s reaction when I told him? “You’ve got to go down onContinue reading “Why’d you do it, Mr. Kitty?”

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