I’m fit to be tied!

My dad and I walked to the fish fry at 6:45 to collect our food. I’d ordered online as per the online ordering instructions and paid with my dad’s credit card. When we got there, it was after dark. There was obviously a lot of activity in the side parking lot, but we dodged itContinue reading “I’m fit to be tied!”

Safety, Miss Manners! Safety!

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Our very cute dog, “Wally,” has enjoyed the occasional table scrap on top of her usual dog food dinners. As a result, she has added a few pounds to her otherwise sleek physique. Lately, my wife has been gently chastising her, even calling her “pudgy.” I’m concerned that this is not onlyContinue reading “Safety, Miss Manners! Safety!”

Breathing in Tight Spaces

I was a total mess yesterday. Total meltdown mode, and I couldn’t cope with anything at all. I sobbed for hours, and there was snot and sticky stuff in my mouth. Total mess. I was in a bizarre sort of dissociated haze. Time passed in large increments during which I kept crying and not cryingContinue reading “Breathing in Tight Spaces”

Off the deep end!!

Yeah, I’ve gone off the deep end. I’m on my period, I’ve been freshly rejected by a guy (for both love and friendship–he apparently values neither), and then something happened today to bring all of my anger to the surface. I went to the ice-skating rink, and alas, there was a sign out front sayingContinue reading “Off the deep end!!”

The biggest narcissist in Louisville.

My mother, ladies and gentlemen, is a [bleep]. For those of you who followed my old blog, I’m sure I don’t need to convince you. These were her antics (in short-list form) from today, when I went to take her to her doctor’s appointment: She harassed me about  my birth name, [M-word]. She had anContinue reading “The biggest narcissist in Louisville.”

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