One present was dead, but there was cake.

So my birthday was exhausting, but there was cake. It was ice-cream cake, and it was really good. Oh my goodness, that was some good cake. The only thing that could’ve made it better would’ve been more cake and less ice cream. It had two heavy layers of ice cream, vanilla and chocolate, with aContinue reading “One present was dead, but there was cake.”

Run! The zombies need affection!

Dear Amy: I have an acquaintance, who every time I see her wants to hug me. I don’t mind an occasional hug with someone, but this is almost like a demand. This person is a neighbor. We are friendly with each other, but I wouldn’t characterize our relationship as a close friendship. Since we haveContinue reading “Run! The zombies need affection!”

Becoming Kathleen Lancaster.

Today was a day of complete sluggishness that I didn’t even try to fight off. I feel as if I was psychically attacked by my mom yesterday. On my birthday! Because she’s a [bleep]. I have to hold the memory clearly in my mind so I won’t subject myself to her again anytime soon. LettingContinue reading “Becoming Kathleen Lancaster.”

There was rainbow cake!

It hasn’t been a great birthday, although it could certainly be worse. The cake was great! But it didn’t taste as great as it looked. And I got this cute owl! I named him Who! And I got the current edition of HGTV Magazine. And a hundred dollars! But I feel massively stressed out. MyContinue reading “There was rainbow cake!”

Birthday weight loss attempts!

My diet quit working for me, but now I’m back on track. I haven’t lost any weight in two months. I’m challenging myself to lose five pounds before my birthday on May 10th. I’m not sure what was going wrong with my diet, but I think it involved eating a lot of different foods, whichContinue reading “Birthday weight loss attempts!”

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